no booze, just boos sketelon mug

NO BOOZE, JUST BOOS MUG 💀☕

For people who prefer their spirits paranormal.

No booze. Just boos. And probably an unreasonable amount of coffee.

This 11oz ceramic mug features our retro Halloween skeleton-and-ghost design, made for anyone skipping the booze without skipping the fun. Because contrary to what your group chat may believe, you can absolutely cause a scene while completely hydrated.

Consider it your official spooky-season drinking vessel for coffee, tea, cider, mocktails—or whatever you're sipping while everyone else starts telling the same story for the third time.

GREAT FOR:

• The friend doing Sober October
• Your sober-ish partner in crime
• Sober-curious friends testing the waters
• Soberversaries & sobriety milestones
• Halloween lovers who prefer their spirits 👻
• The designated driver who deserves better merch
• Yourself, because personal growth can have accessories

THE DETAILS

☕ 11 oz ceramic mug
👻 Retro skeleton + ghost design
🤝 Comfortable C-handle
✨ Made to order
🍸 Booze sold separately. Just kidding. It’s not sold here.

CARE

Microwave + dishwasher safe. Hand washing is recommended when possible to keep the print looking its best. Avoid abrasive cloths or scrubbers on the design.

THE FINE PRINT

No alcohol. No lectures. No personality transplant required.

Just a very good mug for people discovering that Halloween is still Halloween when you actually remember the whole thing.

Stay spooky. Skip the hangover. 👻