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sober parents club - ivory
sober parents club - ivory
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Sober Parents Club Crewneck
Because parenting is wild enough without a hangover.
Perfect for chasing toddlers, losing your phone in the fridge, and pretending you have it all together. This crewneck says, “I’m running on caffeine and pure willpower” — but make it fashion. No judgment, just vibes (and maybe a meltdown or two).
Details:
- Cozy midweight fleece for your 5-minute breaks
- Unisex fit, aka “stolen from my partner” look
- Machine washable — baby-spit tested
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