witchy not tipsy candle

WITCHY, NOT TIPSY CANDLE 🕯️

Smells like not drinking.

Notes of good decisions, suspiciously clear memories, and absolutely no texts you need to delete in the morning.

The Witchy, Not Tipsy Candle is for anyone who still wants the candles, the cozy lighting, the questionable amount of ambiance, and the general feeling that we may be summoning something tonight...

Just not another round.

Poured into a moody amber glass jar with a vintage apothecary-inspired label, it's the perfect addition to your sober-ish spooky season.

Because you can ditch the wine without ditching the vibe.

PERFECT FOR:

🔮 The witch who switched potions
🖤 Your sober-curious bestie
🍷 Anyone currently ghosting alcohol
✨ Sober October & Dry October
🕯️ Cottagecore, bookish & generally candle-obsessed people
🎁 Soberversaries and sober milestones
👻 Halloween hosts serving spirits of the paranormal variety
💅 Yourself, because apparently personal growth smells amazing

THE DETAILS

🕯️ Natural soy wax blend
✨ 100% cotton wick
🖤 Amber glass jar + black metal lid
🔮 Cozy fragrance without overpowering the room
♻️ Reusable jar once your candle has burned
📦 Carefully packaged and ready to gift
🍸 Alcohol content: aggressively 0%

CANDLE CARE

Trim your wick to ¼" before each burn. Keep your candle within sight on a heat-safe surface and away from drafts and flammable objects. For the best burn, don't keep it lit for more than 3–4 hours at a time.

THE FINE PRINT

No cauldron required.
Crystals optional.
Questionable decisions significantly reduced.

Light it while reading, taking a bath, pulling tarot cards, ignoring the group chat, or enjoying the deeply underrated experience of staying home on a Friday night.

Witchy? Absolutely.
Tipsy? Couldn't be us. 🖤